Today, wrapping things up early with a Stadium matinee, Mr. Aitch will hop on Hughes & Co. to humble Hanson – 10 units.
John Kerry reportedly will play the role of Mitt Romney in Obama’s mock debates. That seems like a terrible case of miscasting – Kerry’s mopey horse face is way too long and morose for the role . . . Roger Clemens owes absent-minded Andy Pettitte a huge debt of gratitude for forgetting at trial what Clemens said he misremembered in the first place . . . Memo to Angry Alec Baldwin (from photographers everywhere): FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MAN, MEDICATE NOW!!!
Semi-sizzling Hondo, Mitt Romney, Hughes & Co., Roger Clemens, Andy Pettitte, Angry Alec Baldwin, the Tigers