Chuck Norris would never let the Rockies smack him around, but Bud Norris did last night so Hondo went draino with the Astros and his ever-expanding deficit ballooned to 1,875 mcnertneys.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will slap the Kiss of Death on the white-hot Chisox – 10 units on Peavy to muzzle the Mariners.
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George “Dubya” Bush’s official portrait was unveiled yesterday at the White House. Obama is expected to hang it facing to the wall so he can stab it in the back whenever he walks by ... Tom Brady said yesterday it’s time to turn the page on the Pats’ Super Bowl loss and start thinking about the 2012 season. And remember, everybody, it’s never too early to join Gisele and say some prayers for Tommy ... John Edwards beat the rap on one count of taking illegal campaign contributions, while a mistrial was declared on the other five counts. That’s a shame! Most were hoping The Husband From Hell would get an opportunity to spend some quality time with the Shawshank Sisters.
hondo@nypost.com
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